ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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