Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Green mimosas i think yes
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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