Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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