Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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