kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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