capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
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You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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