How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
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Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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