She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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