Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
