Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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