I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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