My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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