i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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