Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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