i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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