i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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