News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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