btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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