we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Randomize
