Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
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I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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