i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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