She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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