In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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