It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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