So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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