hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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