College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
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I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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