Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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