shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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