someone owes me an orgasm
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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