If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves