what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
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Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.