i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I think I just sharted jello shots
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