yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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