I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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