I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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