She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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