Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
