There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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