Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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