I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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