your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
This is the high leading the old right now
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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