idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Two words: blizzard sex
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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