Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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