she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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