do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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