So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
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