I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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