Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Randomize