New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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