im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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