You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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