do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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