Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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