a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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