11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
