Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
As shirtless as possible
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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