fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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