If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
this hospital has no fireball
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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